Hannah Kanakanak

Hannah Kanakanak is a girl with a problem. That problem is called "being a mooch." Sure, her seemingly innocent petty theft of fried potatos from others seems innocuous at first, but boy howdy it sure can be a pain in the rear when it starts to go overboard. In fact, it's so bad that even her Mooch Modus gets into the act, stealing items already captchalogued by other people. Not that she's doing this without any thoughts for the consequences - Hannah knows she's got to stop, but sometimes an addiction is a hard thing to quit. She's never been good at facing a conflict head on and in an effort to distance herself from the problems mooching has caused in the past she has isolated herself in the dry deserts of Idaho. There she has set out to make a new life for herself as an independent young woman by remaking her entire personality as a verified country gal. Of course, it's hard to change sometimes...

It's not all hopeless though. Hannah is accompanied by her faithful pooch, Pommes Frites. Pommes is her pride and joy and the subject of more than one album of drawings and photographs. He has inspired her creativity more than once and her love for him is so great that she can't help but gush about him to everyone she talks about. The only other thing shes loves as much is the finest vegetable known to man - the Potato. Fried, mashed, french, scalloped, sliced, it doesn't matter, she'll eat it. Part of the move to Idaho was an attempt to grow Potatoes of her own - and while the garden outside has been mildly successful, she's found they grow a lot better INSIDE the house.